Why are the pizzas in Magic: The Gathering x TMNT so gross?

Even if, like me, you're not a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan, you probably know that the big green chelonian heroes are crazy about pizza. And Wizards of the Coast's TMNT Magic: The Gathering set draws plenty of reference to this, with the Italian delicacy showing up on card after card. There's even a deluxe Pizza Bundle product filled with cheesy, tomatoey promo cards. I have just one, big question though: did they have to make them all so disgusting? Read the rest of the story... RELATED LINKS:The videogame-themed Ninja Turtles MTG deck stars electric seaweed that traumatized 90s kidsMagic's Ninja Turtles set has a Shredder MTG card that can deal 69 damage in one turnMTG's beloved Lorwyn muppets return with personal shout-out to Olympic gold medal winner

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Why are the pizzas in Magic: The Gathering x TMNT so gross?
Even if, like me, you're not a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan, you probably know that the big green chelonian heroes are crazy about pizza. And Wizards of the Coast's TMNT Magic: The Gathering set draws plenty of reference to this, with the Italian delicacy showing up on card after card. There's even a deluxe Pizza Bundle product filled with cheesy, tomatoey promo cards.

I have just one, big question though: did they have to make them all so disgusting?

Read the rest of the story...

RELATED LINKS:
The videogame-themed Ninja Turtles MTG deck stars electric seaweed that traumatized 90s kids
Magic's Ninja Turtles set has a Shredder MTG card that can deal 69 damage in one turn
MTG's beloved Lorwyn muppets return with personal shout-out to Olympic gold medal winner

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